Why did the Deplorables cross the road? trump told them it would make them rich and keep the Muslims out of Merika.
How many Deplorables have graduated from trump University? None – trump University did not accept Confederate money for the tuition.
How many Deplorables does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn’t matter – none of them have electricity.
How many Deplorables received mortgages from trump Mortgage Company? None – trump Mortgage only made loans on real estate and did not loan money on house trailers.
How many Deplorables eat trump steaks or drink trump Vodka? None – both are priced too high to buy with food stamps.
How many Deplorables wear hats? None, you cannot put a hat on over your hood.
How many Deplorables actually work for trump? That’s a trick question as trump only employees foreign workers who cannot vote in the USA.
How often do Deplorables take a shower? Take a what?
How many African-American Deplorables are there? Hard to say but trump has sent a team of investigators to Hawaii to do a search.
How many Deplorables are conductors? 200,001 – One on the Long Island Railroad and 200,000 that were struck by lightning.
How many Deplorables work at fast-food restaurants? Actually, none – they cannot comprehend the intricacies of pressing a picture of a hamburger on a touch screen
Are any Deplorables Circus performers? Yes, and they all say they’ll vote just as soon as they finish cleaning up the elephant shit.
How often do Deplorables wash their sheets? Before every meeting.
How many Deplorables would fit in Mar-a-Lago? None. trump wants your vote but he’d never let you live near him.